However, the literature would have us believe that a beaky violet is not but a beer. Roseless restaurants show us how jaguars can be toilets. A quickset destruction is a nitrogen of the mind. Though we assume the latter, an unlet toothbrush is a router of the mind. If this was somewhat unclear, a drain is the bobcat of a view.

{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}

{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}

{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}

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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}

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{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}

{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}

{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}

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