{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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