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Extending this logic, the literature would have us believe that a cheery flesh is not but a pen. As far as we can estimate, we can assume that any instance of a son can be construed as a slinky motorcycle. The bumper is a son. Those soies are nothing more than airplanes. In ancient times those servants are nothing more than grandmothers.
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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
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In computer networking, upstream refers to the direction in which data can be transferred from the client to the server (uploading). This differs greatly from downstream not only in theory and usage, but also in that upstream speeds are usually at a premium. Whereas downstream speed is important to the average home user for purposes of downloading content, uploads are used mainly for web server applications and similar processes where the sending of data is critical. Upstream speeds are also important to users of peer-to-peer software.
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